crazy advertising

i finished two of my advertisements (without text) in class Friday and i think they're pretty cool. I'm really not sure how to put the text on my wooden teeth for the cubicle zombie but hopefully it'll come to me. As always comments are appreciated .

Lol i feel like it speaks for itself except for the wooden teeth part. I thought maybe i'd put "Washington wooden teeth: be civil again"

I had fun with the haunted aura and i figured the text would read "split the competition" or something like that. The only problem is i need to somehow relate it to Dracula.